Janitor Finds Gym Floor Filled With Umbrellas, Then Reads the Note Left for Him

Trying to explain

Frank tried to explain what had happened, how the umbrellas were already there, how he’d found the note—but it all sounded insane. “You left,” the principal interrupted. “No word, no explanation. We had to delay basketball practice and call in custodial help from across town.” Frank apologized again and again, but the principal waved him off. “Just clean it up. Now.”